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Have you ever passed gas in calm waters and the bubbles gave you away?

Posted - October 11, 2017
Tag : Passing gas in a pool.

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  • 6124
    All the time.  It's how I keep the children who pee and sh*t in the pool as far away from me as possible. 
      October 11, 2017 6:39 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Good ploy. But it doesnt work unless it smells. Try eating some eggs before you hit the pool. Thatll do it.
      October 11, 2017 6:41 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Thank you for Asker's Pick & the great tip CP!  I'll take it under advisement. ;-)
      October 11, 2017 11:27 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    Pool etiquette requires that you stir up the waters before passing gas. 
      October 11, 2017 6:42 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Not if they dont catch you doing it.
      October 11, 2017 6:54 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    Read your question. There is no difference between 'gave you away' and 'catch you doing it'. A breach of etiquette is not the same as breaking a rule. Your answer may apply to your habit of not getting out the pool to use the restroom.
      October 11, 2017 7:04 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    You caught me. But please, can you wispier?
      October 11, 2017 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    Why waste a good one in the pool? I get out and walk past people and ease out an SBD.
    This post was edited by Element 99 at October 11, 2017 11:27 AM MDT
      October 11, 2017 7:49 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people laughingIts noisier that way....
      October 11, 2017 10:40 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    The women would faint. And maybe some of the men.
      October 11, 2017 10:46 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Just bring some air freshener .
      October 11, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    When I was 5 or 6 that was the main motivation for taking a bath.
      October 11, 2017 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    How to light a fart:
    1. Remove pants.

    This post was edited by Not Sure at October 12, 2017 3:21 AM MDT
      October 12, 2017 3:18 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    Why won't this image load correctly?
      October 12, 2017 3:23 AM MDT
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