(Element, ol' pal, I don't know what kinds of kinky things she's got in mind or what she wants from the two of us, but tell her she's got to pick one or the other, not both.)
Hey, what about all that stuff you whispered in my ear last night about how much you like the young and studly ones named Randy D? You're two-timing me already? It was just LAST NIGHT, for crying out loud! Grrrrrrrr.