. . . so just to prove to those stupid detectives that I know stuff, I'm gonna ask 'em, "Why can't you guys ever just interrogate me without askin' me all these questions?" That should shut 'em up!

Of course it will.  Of course.  Just sign here and here.  That's it.  Now take a walk with me down to Cellblock 7.  Or would you prefer to stay in the gurney?  I'll steer.

Hey, wait, what was that I just signed?  What was in the fine print?  Wh....whe...wher...where are we going?  You're going the wrong way!  This isn't the way to the exit!  You're taking me deeper inside here!  Stop!  I want out of here!

(P.S. No photo posted.)

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Does your sergeant at your precinct know that you're abusing the Arkansas language?