How come you don't buy me nice things anymore?

Because you don't take care of them properly.

:)

I do. Just last month, I found the cutest skirt and matching blouse ensemble, a little scarf that goes with them perfectly, gold stud earrings, the whole enchilada. Oh, wait, I liked all of it so much that I wore it myself. Gee, I guess you're right: I don't buy you nice things any more.
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How come you didn't give me the enchilada?!?

True

I never gave you anything. Sorry :)

That's SO dirty. (Meet me at 9 this evening, the usual place.)
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