What would your perfect room look like?

WOW Can I move in?

Sure! Lol it's not my house, I found pic on internet... as soon as I finding it and kick owner out with his or her ugly couch , you're welcome to move in :)

Oh great.. Can you make it faster please?

Lol :) I work for the government ... so I will get on that within the next  five to ten working days. That means when ever  I feel like it ;)

I will report that answer to your Authority/Govt Agency! They will take some action against you with in next five to ten working days!

Have you not got rid of those bed bugs yet? I wouldn't pay rent until they are gone :/ 

I see bowling! :) I'm coming for a sleep over ;) coming ... not to be confused with cumming. <--- can I say that? 

Good.  Because you can come over but I can't help you with the cumming part.   And, no, you can't say that.

I love you dearly but not queerly,  so I don't want your help with that ....besides , I'm feeling much better lately ;)

Me too!  How do I get rid of him? lol.

Lol :) just stop responding to his texts and calls ...be  mature,  like me ;)

LOL.  Frankly, I think I pretty much stopped it by telling him I was only there for a little sumptin' sumptin' and he's annoying af.  He's left me alone for a couple of days.  I'm such an a$$ but the trade off of having to listen to him whine wasn't worth it.  

Lol ..is it the "bisquit"?? 

Yes. Very disappointing.  It could have been a fun winter if he would have just relaxed and stopped talking.  I'm going back out tomorrow night hoping I'll meet someone who isn't such a woodchuck.

Lol :) you're my hero! I wish I could stop get emotionally involved. When I grow up I wanna be just like you ... cos I said so ;)

Honestly, I don't know if that's such a good thing.  Being non-emotional has gotten me into a lot of trouble in the past.  I'm glad this guy doesn't live close by.  BTW, I managed to completely get away with not telling him where I live. He was really pushing it.  I don't need crazies showing up at my door.  I've had enough of that in my lifetime. :\

Umm what's a wood chuck....the word chuck sounds like a four letter word...;))

LOL.  It's not a dirty word Veena, although I'll admit it's a bit derogatory.  A woodchuck is an animal that's native and very common in New Hampshire, Vermont, upstate NY, and others.  I'm using the slang expression, for a native Vermonter who is limited in every aspect of his life... thinking, relationships, the way he conducts himself, & the way he lives his life.

Oh wow next time I'm angry I'll use this word with him...;))

LOL!  I don't think your husband can be considered a woodchuck because he's from India.  But, it becomes a harmless word for the purposes you have in mind. ;-)

Oh Harry....true...I can't use it...moreover he's nothing like that..he's very dynamic, very outgoing, with a sharp wit...;))