Aging gracefully means giving in. When people talk about me, I don't want them to say 'what a sweet old lady'. I want them to say 'what's that crazy old bat up to now'?
It means being OK with your hair turning silver, not applying makeup with a trowel and using muted eye shadow colors, not neon blue. It means dressing in an appropriate manner and not being 72 wearing shredded jeans or Daisy Dukes. It means not trying to look like you're 25!
It means, when body parts start to fall off, making sure you reattach them quickly before anyone notices. AND, don't complain about it.
This post was edited by Harry at October 24, 2017 8:05 PM MDT