Are you in trouble?

Not that I know of ;  you ?

I stay in trouble.

No....not me.

No. Apparently I've been doing something wrong because I haven't been in any trouble for quite some time. Hmmmm, that's not like me.

Why, what have you heard?

I didn't tell! I swear!

Are you sure ... ve haf veys of making you talk you know....

My lips are soiled...

Trouble gets in me. 

Lol ... your lips are never soiled ... always pristine :)

si,double trouble

I'm not admitting to ANYTHING!!!

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No, nope... I was with ozgirl all the time... It cannot have been me...

*Hmmmm, let me rewind the video tapes to verify that . . .

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All decent! Read her statement!

Am I?

Always.  Some days I am in less trouble than other days.  I cannot remember being stress-free.   Ever.   The only thing that keeps me going is that when I go to complain, the person who is listening has more problems than I do. So I need to count my blessings, I guess.

No I am not.

Oh yeah. Doomed.

(Of course you are.  I turned state's evidence to protect my own hide.)

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(Just wait until my report hits the front office tomorrow morning.)

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