That way he would truly be self-sufficient and independent and totally all he would ever need. The one and only absolutely incredible truly amazable totally supercalifragilisticexpialidociousable him. Wouldn't need a doctor to deliver the kid. He'd do it himself. Wouldn't need a nanny. He'd raise the kid himself. Wouldn't need doctors. He'd do all the doctoring. Wouldn't need teachers. After all he knows it all so who needs books and outsiders to meddle? That would be the day wouldn't it? A one-man band. A one-man team. A one-man world. SIGH. The best part? He would never get annoyed/irritated/angry/furious/enraged/apoplectic/infuriated/disappointed in anyone. No need to rely on anyone at anytime anywhere. Emotional concordance at last. A DIY guy! SIGH.
