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Benedict Arnold

Please choose one of the following options for: if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck , it's a :

A) duck 
B) it might be a playtypuss 
C ) it's definitely a sea cumber
4) it dont matter just dont bite it
E) I have no idea what E is 
F) Other  

Posted - November 10, 2017
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  • 2052
    It may be a quacker. 
      November 10, 2017 8:46 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I'll put you down for an "A" then ;) thank you 
      November 10, 2017 8:47 PM MST
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  • I have no idea what E is. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 11, 2017 5:20 PM MST
      November 10, 2017 9:08 PM MST
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  • Well you're no help :( I just want a faking ciggarrete:( ) 
      November 10, 2017 9:10 PM MST
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  • No.  No I'm not.


    You do, but no, no you don 't.
      November 10, 2017 9:13 PM MST
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  • It's why too friggin cold to go outside for it anyway.
      November 10, 2017 9:13 PM MST
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  • I do want one 
      November 10, 2017 9:19 PM MST
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  • I don't think you do.
      November 10, 2017 9:31 PM MST
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  • I really do
      November 10, 2017 9:42 PM MST
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  • But it's cold out there.
      November 10, 2017 9:45 PM MST
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  • I know you're trying to help :) but I love the cold.. I'm over craving though :) till 10 minutes now :)
      November 10, 2017 10:08 PM MST
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  • 13071
    A Wine God.
      November 10, 2017 11:42 PM MST
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  • That's better than a duck:)
      November 12, 2017 8:39 AM MST
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  • 5808
    it's a Trump
    (I know it's not listed
    but what the heck) LOL
      November 11, 2017 7:20 AM MST
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  • Bah!!! No baba no :)
      November 12, 2017 8:39 AM MST
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  • 22891
    duck
      November 11, 2017 4:52 PM MST
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  • Not always :)
      November 12, 2017 8:40 AM MST
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  • 6124
    F) Other

    "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a" bout time to chop it's head off, pluck it's feathers and cook the f*cking thing.  It's dinner time, I'm high, and I'm hungry.
      November 11, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • Lol :) why am i never here when you're high:( that's not really fair for me. 
      November 12, 2017 8:40 AM MST
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  • 373
    D
      November 20, 2017 2:02 PM MST
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  • That IS not an option ;) 
      November 20, 2017 2:08 PM MST
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