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Randy D

Lighthearted, fun, funny, or humorous: what's the weirdest way to break up with someone? ~

Posted - November 18, 2017
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  • 394

    Singing telegram 

    Skywriting message 
     This post was edited by ally at November 18, 2017 5:15 PM MST
      November 18, 2017 11:53 AM MST
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  • 6124
    True story.   Being a Jew and telling your Pentecostal lover that you're sorry this isn't working out because you've decided to convert to Islam.  
      November 18, 2017 12:08 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Bwaaahaaha! 
      November 18, 2017 12:18 PM MST
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  • 11103
    True story: I knew a guy who arrived home to find that his wife had taken their mobile home (which was parked on his parents' land) and moved it to an undisclosed location. Come to think of it, he didn't find it humorous.
      November 18, 2017 12:19 PM MST
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  • 53526



      Could he use a roommate?  I'm asking for a friend. Cough, cough.)

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      November 18, 2017 4:38 PM MST
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  • 22891
    not sure
      November 18, 2017 3:56 PM MST
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  • 2327
    You could end it like a musical. Both of you can take turns singing and dancing. 
      November 18, 2017 9:32 PM MST
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  • 17619
    I think girlfriends/boyfriends should be honest enough to leave when that's what they want but sensitive enough to mitigate the hurt and humiliation of the other person.

    When people are married it is a whole different thing from boyfriend/girlfriend relationships. 
      November 19, 2017 9:14 AM MST
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  • 6124
    So, I shouldn't have told him I was going to become a Muslim?  I didn't think it mattered.  He was nutz.
      November 19, 2017 10:04 AM MST
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  • 53526
      

      Wait, what?  (I guess I should have noticed something was wrong with your hijab.)
      So if you're not really a . . . hey, that means you and I can now get back together!



      November 19, 2017 3:06 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I didn't know we broke up!  Where was I when that happened?
      November 19, 2017 6:01 PM MST
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  • 53526


      When you kicked me out, remember?


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      November 20, 2017 12:32 AM MST
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