Do you want to know what love is?

I really hate Foreigner.

Me too.  And, this song sticks in my craw big time.  

I took the whole family to see Lou Gramm in concert this past summer. (he is the original singer of Foreigner)  They had a local church choir do the background vocals on this song. 

I can see how a church choir might add to the song.  But, the original version holds very bad memories for me.  My first experience with a master manipulator.  Took me years to get away from that man.

Curse you, Foreigner! You bastards!

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Wanna go out for pizza ;)

I guess I've never been in love.  I don't do that sh*t.  And, what idjiot would give up the last slice of pizza?

Lol :) we'll just find you a new biquit then... he can get his  own freakin pizza when you shove him out the back door...cos you said so ;)

LOL.  He's the one who slept in the wet spot.  I was able to beat it out of there and go home!  Yay for me!   

With my luck, in two years I'm going to find myself married to the guy.  I need an intervention STAT.

In my youth, I worked in a large commercial laundry. We washed bed linens for motels. Lotsa wet spots.

LMAO!  Poor you!

Question.... do they wash the bedspreads too after every stay? And what about the couches? i honestly want to know how they deal with those... not being a smart A$$.... genuinely curious  

Have you never  loved anyone enough to sleep in the wet spot? What about give you're last rollo? I can give you an intervention!!! I know quick way to get rid of a guy... just sit on your kitchen floor, hugging your knees crying uncontrollably../ when he asks " what's wrong?" Say " we don't have any faking  orange juice in this  house!" when he offers to go buy  you orange juice. Say " are you a faking idiot! I don't even like orange juice! " he will back away ... slowly ;)

I would have been out of there before you finished saying orange.

Lol ... I know you would have :) that's a true story though ... I think I was about 22ish... that poor faaker I was with at time:) ... same dude spit out food at restaurant meet his parents... then throw his guitars off a balcony ... I have a lot of balcony issues.... guy before him tried throw me off one. Orange juice 

Don't shake the pepsi if you can't clean the mess.

I thought we clarified I don't like being called a Pepsi......

I thought we clarified that I am an azz who ;likes to pick on you.

Meh, I just thought the analogy fitted.

I'm sorry you thought the analogy fit ... 'THERE THERE!'  dammit,  i wish I had the attention span to find that link to your  " there there" thread ;p 

I keep it bookmarked.