Did you attend your own birth?

I had a cameo appearance at the event.

Tried to get out of it
Couldn't get a stand in...
Hate that taking a new body stuff
So always trying to get out of it.
...couldn't get out of it this time...

Attending? I would say I endured it! The transition from a wonderful warm swim to the cold outside is nothing to laugh about. getting handled like a little sick puppy afterwards and getting spanked and scrubbed clean. 

I'm told I was there, but I can't remember anything, so I must've been pretty drunk. ;)

All that pressure to pass through that tightness! Then the bright light. Then the face of that ugly doctor! 

yes, everyone does