Maybe just move that reindeer stuffy up in front of your face and you might gets few invites... remember other day when asked " is that all I got"? this payback for be so mean to me when I'm not wearing my helmet ;)
You might have something there. If I move the reindeer head to my face, I will have a hole in my sweater and my breasts will be exposed. I will definitely get a lot of invites then. But, maybe they won't be the kind I'm looking for. I dunno.