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Kittigate

If police arrest you for being naked in public where do they get clothes for you so you can leave jail and go home?

Posted - December 2, 2017
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  • 46117
    I'm sure they will give you a nice jail suit to borrow.

    If you don't return it, they put you back in jail.

      December 2, 2017 9:10 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I would take that rag off soon as I round the corner and go home naked. Why wouldn't they take me to Target or somewhere to get me a  decent outfit? 
      December 2, 2017 9:27 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Let's see.  Maybe because you are a criminal and are being punished.  They don't serve you catered lunch of your choice there either.

      December 2, 2017 9:32 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I know  -and their coffee is terrible. 
      December 2, 2017 9:37 PM MST
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  • 46117
    But the toilets and beds make up for it. 

      December 2, 2017 9:47 PM MST
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  • 5614
    The coroner?
      December 2, 2017 10:48 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Yeah I like wearing bloody clothing with guts still stuck on them. 
      December 3, 2017 2:02 AM MST
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  • 5614
    Beggars can't be choosers ;)
      December 3, 2017 6:44 AM MST
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  • 13395
    I'll  save those for Halloween. 
      December 3, 2017 6:51 AM MST
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  • 6126
    Oh that's never a problem.  They let me keep a spare change of clothes in the Chief's closet just for those occasions. 
      December 3, 2017 8:59 AM MST
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  • 13395
    I hope they are man's clothes. 
      December 3, 2017 9:05 AM MST
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  • 6126
    Why?  Are you afraid the Chief is going to try on my clothes?  I caught him doing it once.  He looked lovely.
      December 3, 2017 9:18 AM MST
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  • 13395
    I might  try them on too but not the same clothes the police guy wore. Female scent. Mmmm!

    Just noticed I missed reading 'they LET ME keep..  I misread as 'they keep'. This post was edited by Kittigate at December 3, 2017 12:05 PM MST
      December 3, 2017 11:30 AM MST
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