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Why are babies so lazy? They just sleep, eat and poop.

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Posted - July 30, 2016

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  • 46117

    They absorb more by being LAZY as you call it than the information you absorb in a year.  They absorb on a daily basis.  You are so out of touch here with this observation that you think a small face and wide eyes knows nothing, when in fact that mind probably has more awareness than he will ever have again as he ages and conforms to the rest of the Zombies on the planet.  Those non-lazy people who eat, sleep, work and poop.  

    I can't find the song I am looking for, so I'll just go with this one. 

      July 30, 2016 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 258

    They are born helpless and non-ambulatory. The frequent feeding and extended rest allow for a growth phase by which they triple their birth weight in the first year alone.

      July 30, 2016 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 34251
    They also scream, cry and look cute.
      July 30, 2016 6:24 PM MDT
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  • 676

    Not all of them, mine went to college at four months and ran her own law firm at 9 months of age.

      July 30, 2016 9:12 PM MDT
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  • wasting tax dollars at that.

      July 30, 2016 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 19937

    They're preparing for old age.

      July 31, 2016 10:23 AM MDT
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  • And was dis-barred at 22 months.  You forgot to mention that.

      July 31, 2016 10:33 AM MDT
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  • 676

    LOL, that too.

      July 31, 2016 11:00 AM MDT
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