I slept with Julian Assange for nothing ??!
Who says they're not? These things must be done "delicately".
Putin was former KGB head.
You've got it all wrong. You were so good in bed that he convinced them to leave you alone.
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"So this is where she lives?
"It's the address we downloaded from the file, isn't it?"
"What do you mean 'we'? You're the one who downloaded it."
"Relax, it's the right address."
"Well, it had better be. Let's go in."
"Wait, take out the search warrant first, have it ready to show to her. You don't want to fumble around for it like you did on that counterfeiting case a couple of weeks ag..."
"I don't have the search warrant, you have it."
{Mockingly.} "I don't have the search warrant, you have it. Listen, buster, I distinctly remember telling you to go to the judge's chambers for the search warrant while I went to get the vehicle. Oh, wait, here's the search warrant, it ended up in my pocket somehow. You must have put it there."
"Just give me that thing! I swear, if your head wasn't screwed onto your neck . . . "
"I'm telling you, I thought you were the one who went to get it!"
"Never mind now. Clam up, we're here. Try to look professional."
"You try to look professional."
"How can I, standing next to you. Get your badge out and be ready to show it."
{A slight pause.} "Oops. Listen, what say we go back to headquarters . . . "
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Has the Donald asked them to?
The world got a piece. Meh.
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