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Benedict Arnold

Why do women have to be so hard to gift shop for?

It's true.   It's so hard.  
 
Use men are so much easier.  Is it cool or useful?   Then that's what you get us.   You can even have fun just looking at the kinds of stuff guys like. Tools, outdoor equipment, car and motorcycle stuff..  Hell just get us a new switch blade or a nice hip flask and we are elated.  A new fishing pole?  Awesome.  Snow shoes?  I needed a new pair.  A bottle of single malt Scotch?   Thank you so much.   You bought me a sawzall?   Great!
See how easy that is?  Just ask yourself.   " Is this awesome, fun, or useful?"  If the answer is no then don't get it.  If yes it's a winner.
When shopping for women for Christmas though different story.  You can't do that because it's one piece of crap that is terrible and another equal piece of crap that is wonderful.   There's no rhyme or reason to it.
Women? One is perfect and the other is ugly. Both things are useless and boring and both cost a fortune for a piece of cloth or a useless trinket that fits in 1inx1in box.  It is also never fun or interesting looking at the stuff that women like.
You go shopping for a woman and you just feel "  That place just scammed me".  Then you worry if she will like it because it defies reason that they anyone would get that excited fora $200 pendant or $130 shoes that aren't steal toed or some expensive bottle of concentrated tear gas called perfume.

Posted - December 7, 2017
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  • 2327
    Yeah, don't buy them clothes, shoes or jewelry. If they haven't tried it on in the store, they won't know if they'll like it. Go shopping with them. Flash your card. "I'm paying - get what you want". 
      December 7, 2017 7:18 AM MST
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  • That don't work for Christmas.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 7, 2017 8:23 AM MST
      December 7, 2017 7:25 AM MST
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  • 2327
    It does for me. 
      December 7, 2017 7:29 AM MST
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  • That's a lame Christmas.   Besides I got my Moms, cousins, aunts, and sister to shop for. 

    Girlfriends are much easier to shop for.
      December 7, 2017 7:33 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Oh them?  The family? 

    All the more reason to give the money.  I think you like this and you are not admitting it.  I think you like the challenge.  Plus maybe it is fun to watch people open gifts and be amazed at you.  I haven't had to do this in so long, I forgot the fun part. 

    The people in my life right now?  Keep telling me they don't want what I gave them.

    My daughter is easy because she has so little right now, I cannot get her enough. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 7, 2017 12:02 PM MST
      December 7, 2017 7:53 AM MST
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  • You got me actually.   I do like the challenge.  It's like a hunt or search challenge.
    You know me by now.  I'm hyperbolic when I'm bored. 
      December 7, 2017 8:06 AM MST
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  • 46117
     I totally am the same way.  I like to buy gifts but my efforts lately have been quashed by two people who are dear to me.  They are both anal-retentive, I have to deal.

    But it is fun and a challenge to figure out what would delight or amuse.  Definitely
      December 7, 2017 8:08 AM MST
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  • I really want to get my sister something sentimental this year.  I don't get to see her enough and she's always had my back even when I was a bastard.
      December 7, 2017 8:14 AM MST
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  • 46117
    How about making a video on how she saved your life?  After writing this, I know what the answer is.  You have expressed gratitude for this to her many times.   I know you have too.  You are a stand-up dude with a great heart.

    Merry Christmas.

    I TOLD you I am just like you.  I can find good stuff.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 7, 2017 3:15 PM MST
      December 7, 2017 9:04 AM MST
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  • Thanks Sharonna.
      December 7, 2017 3:19 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Oh no.  See what I mean?  You didn't like it.

    You get a gift card.
      December 7, 2017 3:29 PM MST
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  • Nah, not doing to be creative :) just doing cos needs be done. I hate the tedious cutting in part but like the roil on see finish part :) something comforting about see it get done.. same reason I like shovelling snow.. I'm weird like that:)
      December 7, 2017 8:30 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Me too. If it has to get done, then I get into it.  Why be miserable if there is another way to look.
      December 7, 2017 9:03 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Where have you been all my life?
      December 7, 2017 8:55 AM MST
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  • 5614
    They got knockoffs of everything already. You do good to be buy top brand items. Get authentic GUCCI. This post was edited by O-uknow at December 7, 2017 8:31 AM MST
      December 7, 2017 7:20 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Are you KIDDING me?

    Women are easy to shop for if you don't have an anal-retentive man or woman.

    The men in my life are horrid to shop for.

    The trick is?  Buy them exactly what they want And if they don't want anything specific, give them a damn gift card and tell them to stuff it.

    Have a stuffy Christmas, I tell them in the card.  Then they hate me and I don't have to go through this again next year. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 7, 2017 5:35 PM MST
      December 7, 2017 7:39 AM MST
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  • Get them pandora bracelets... then you don't have to think about what to get for years..just keep buy pendants put on them...easy.
      December 7, 2017 7:40 AM MST
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  • 46117
    What if they don't like jewelry?
    And picture Glis staying around for years. 

    And I guess if she does like jewelry and Glis goes away, someone else can keep filling it up.  just made an unintentional pun here. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 7, 2017 10:53 AM MST
      December 7, 2017 7:41 AM MST
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  • Gift card to place they get their hair or nails done.
      December 7, 2017 7:42 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I didn't finish my masterpiece.

    But I was just being annoying.  Good morning.
      December 7, 2017 7:43 AM MST
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  • Lol good morning:) i should have known to wait for your edit ;)
      December 7, 2017 7:44 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I am just delighted and surprised you are here during the early am.

    I didn't know you were up at this hour. 
      December 7, 2017 7:51 AM MST
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  • I'm usually up by 4:30 am everyday :) I have day off today though ... I'm supposed to be painting spare room. But I got board of cutting in primer after one wall. Primer is boring.cutting in boring. I just like when I get to use the roller. 
      December 7, 2017 7:54 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I don't. 

    It is a big pain in the rear to paint.



    Unless you do it to be creative.
      December 7, 2017 7:57 AM MST
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