Who here...Right now...is drunk or stoned? Liar.

My thoughts exactly!!  Well on my way, as always!!

A lot of that going around here. I can't AM when stoned as I can't climb the stairs to get to my computer.

Next time wait till you get upstairs before you get stoned.

This is good thinking

Thank you, I do try sometimes.

This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 10, 2017 5:33 PM MST

You can tell you're a mom!  Way to problem solve that out!!  Kids these days make things so difficult. ;)

Element, I'm fascinated. With your brains, that simple task should never seem to be a problem.  Isn't it just mind/feet communication?  Are you trying to figure out the risers, the run, treads, and the stringers all before you take that first step? 
It's really simple.  Just look at the bottom and look at the top.  Picture yourself at the top.  Look back down at the first step.  Pick your right foot up and put in there.  Put your hand on the railing if need be. (In California it is a law you must have a railing.)  Look at the next step and swing your left foot onto that one.  Shift your body weight with it.  Now you're truckin'!!  You'll be up that flight in no time :) 

Sounds like the 'new math'.

Pass that puppy this way.

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Since I cannot reach through two time zones, I will take a chug on your behalf.

OK, I will get my own and join you.

Sounds like a plan! 

A fifth of what?

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