Funny you should ask :) Just yesterday I fell down an elevator pit and face-planted into the worker's crotch at the bottom!! It was hilariously embarrassing for both of us. I bruised and cut my pinky.
This post was edited by Merlin at December 17, 2017 5:41 AM MST
When I was a teen I got up during the night to go to the bathroom (we only had one). I was walking quickly and someone had left a door half closed........I hit the edge of that door with a lot of force and hit with my forehead. It knocked me out and the next day one-fourth of my face was black. Ever since then I walk through a dark house with my hand out in front of my face.
-Once standing on edge of tub cleaning top of shower. Then a song came on I liked so I started dancing... then I fell in tub and bruised my hip and nearly cracked my head open.
-bought gravity boots and bar for door frame from a flea market years ago ( why, I don't know) got home put bar up, managed to get myself hanging upside down. Then I couldn't get back down .. so after what felt like forever, had to get myself out of boots and let myself fall. Bruised my shoulder and part of my back ...and again almost crack my head open.
-One night I thought I was a ninja, so was doing a ninja kick.. jump one leg knee bent up to my chest other leg straight out. Then landed foot sideways and tore all the ligaments in my ankle... but at least didn't almost crack my head open that time.
annnnd now I'm rambling so now my brain feels a bit injured.
Mowing the yard - Didn't see a rock - Mower went over the rock - The rock was pulverized in the mower blades - A big rock chunk flew out of the mower and hit me in the groin/crotch - I immediately fell to the ground, holding myself at the crotch - There was a good amount of blood -
