I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (“quick, where’s Bannon, he loves this song”)
Just like the ones I used to know (“and they were huge. So huge. Thee hugest”)
Where the treetops glisten and children listen (“unlike Don Jr. … he never listens. Delete your emails, I told him. Sad.”)
To hear sleigh bells in the snow (“sleigh bells tell you where your golf ball landed in the snow. Glad I invented them”)
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (“that means no Mexicans”)
With every .. (“executive order I sign. - (*I am SO great!*”))
May your days be merry and bright (“bright as in how little rocket man’s going to look when we light him up, not bright as in intelligence. Intelligence is a joke. They never should have made it the ‘I’ in ‘FBI’. Lame.”)
And may all your Christmases be white (“my wall will keep white Christmases here in America where they originated.”)
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (“how nice, here’s that song again”)
Just like the ..(“members of my cabinet. - (*they’re the best of the best*”))
Where the treetops glisten … (“with coal. Clean coal. Clean, clean coal.”) and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow (“those bells are going to get a HUGE, huge tax cut. Huge, I tell you.”)
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (“you know Muslims hate Christmas. It’s too cold for them. That’s why they love deserts. (hee hee) Eric always loved that joke.”)
With every .. (“travel ban I sign (*and Jina is next*”))
May your days be merry and bright (“days are merry and bright. See Melania, I did make America great again. And you said I couldn’t do it.”)
And may all your Christmases be white (“and you’re fired! )*I just love saying that - ‘you’re fired’. Rolls off the tongue. Fi-red. You are fired.*”))