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Benedict Arnold

Is there really any use for butter knives, if you don't put butter on your bread? Or eat bread for that matter?

Posted - December 18, 2017
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  • I see :) i went day drinking on Friday afternoon ... then i came we home and had a fight with my utensils... so now all my butter knives are gone. I'm trying to decide if worth bother get more. 
      December 20, 2017 9:29 PM MST
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  • 13071
    Nah. Youll probably find them on the ground outside your back window you lush....lOLOLOLO ;D
      December 20, 2017 9:39 PM MST
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  • Lol :) that maybe where i will  finding the forks ... the knives had a much more severe punishment..  they're gone for good ;) 
      December 20, 2017 9:42 PM MST
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  • I remember using one as a screwdriver one time
      December 22, 2017 3:46 AM MST
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  • Apparently that's illegal and punishable by death. I read that somewhere or I just made it up.
      December 22, 2017 3:57 AM MST
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  • Lol. It felt like a bad idea at the time. I should of known better 
      December 22, 2017 4:03 AM MST
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  • Well at least you didn't get caught and live to talk about it. Please try to use your butter knives responsibly in the future:)
      December 22, 2017 4:05 AM MST
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  • 13071
    LOL!! :)
      December 22, 2017 4:07 AM MST
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  • this is serious stuff, Carbon ;p
      December 22, 2017 4:09 AM MST
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  • 13071
    I like my knives with hot sauce. ;D
      December 22, 2017 4:12 AM MST
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  •   December 22, 2017 4:14 AM MST
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people throwing knives
      December 22, 2017 4:21 AM MST
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  •   December 22, 2017 4:24 AM MST
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  • 13071
    comedy central club GIF by Idiotsitter
      December 22, 2017 4:32 AM MST
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  •   December 22, 2017 4:49 AM MST
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people getting slapped
      December 22, 2017 4:52 AM MST
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  •   December 22, 2017 4:57 AM MST
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of cute animal pairs
      December 22, 2017 5:01 AM MST
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  • 6098
    You can use them for other spreads such as miso or tofu or hummus or fish paste etc. or you can use them for cheese.
      December 22, 2017 5:16 AM MST
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  • I couldn't use for fish paste, miso or tofu, cos I would vomit and possibly die.
      December 22, 2017 7:09 AM MST
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