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Benedict Arnold

Is there really any use for butter knives, if you don't put butter on your bread? Or eat bread for that matter?

Posted - December 18, 2017
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  • 1812
    They make good flat screwdrivers and light-duty pry tools.
      December 18, 2017 6:16 PM MST
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  • NO! I used to use for that purpose. Then I had to call someone. And he yell at me " I stripped the head" I'm not sure about what that means ... but I do remember the argument. 
      December 18, 2017 6:19 PM MST
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  • 34283
    Spread peanut butter, jelly etc. 
    Cut soft things.
      December 19, 2017 8:56 AM MST
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  • I don't believe in eating peanut butter either :)
      December 20, 2017 9:05 PM MST
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  • 1.  Separating frozen food packages in a freezer.
    2.  Removing objects from between piano keys.
    3.  Flathead screwdriver
    4.  Light hammer.
    5. Pry bar
      December 19, 2017 10:13 AM MST
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  • Can't use as screw driver ... I thought we went over this :)
      December 20, 2017 9:03 PM MST
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  • No-no-no!! (use it as a) Flathead screwdriver. (tsk-tsk-tsk)
      December 20, 2017 9:08 PM MST
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  • That's what you said Not to do other thread.. lol don't confuse me More that I already am ;)
      December 20, 2017 9:11 PM MST
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  • Well ... you're not supposed to do it, but people do. 
    Using the wrong tool for a job is a good way to hurt you and/or the job. (don't worry, you'll get it)  :)
      December 20, 2017 9:36 PM MST
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  • Lol :) probably by next time I need to unscrew something,  I'll forget all this and make same mistake again ;) then have another meltdown online ;) but thanks for your help :)
      December 20, 2017 9:40 PM MST
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  • 22891
    probably not
      December 19, 2017 4:35 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Eat bread for what Matter ? 
      December 19, 2017 4:42 PM MST
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  • Any matter?
      December 20, 2017 9:04 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Atomic matter could be harmful although might give you a nice warm glow until your demise ....:( 
      December 21, 2017 2:26 AM MST
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  • You're confusing me again ;)
      December 22, 2017 3:35 AM MST
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  • 6124
    There isn't any use for utensils at all.  I eat with my hands like the monkey that I am.  I do it with soup too.  

    I hate having to wash up dishes and all those pointy things.  

     

      December 20, 2017 6:35 AM MST
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  • I thought you were like that.
      December 20, 2017 9:06 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Yes.  Aren't I attractive?
      December 21, 2017 4:24 AM MST
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  • Uh huh .... you keep telling yourself that ;)
      December 22, 2017 3:34 AM MST
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  • 216
    They make good spreaders for things besides butter.
      December 20, 2017 6:39 AM MST
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  • I guess, if you're into that sort of thing.
      December 20, 2017 9:06 PM MST
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  • 216
    I'm into chicken salad, tuna salad, mayo, jelly, peanut butter and quite a few other spreadable foods.  :)
      December 21, 2017 4:03 AM MST
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  • I think all that could be dealt with with spoons :)
      December 22, 2017 3:36 AM MST
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  • 13071
    I have a metal stand with a hole in the center that fits a wooden T-Mop stick (without the mop) to use for my bird stand. The hole in the metal is just a little too big to fit the slightly smaller wooden stand in, so I use a butter knife to lodge it into the hole between the stick and the stand. Works great. ;)
      December 20, 2017 9:07 PM MST
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