Why are there never any trampolines around when you need them?

I say this will all due respect , so I hope you take that way ..I've seen lots of your posts , and I never have a faaking clue what you're taking about :) I think is just cos English not my first language ... so it's me , not you ;)

The English language is unique and takes a lot of getting use to......you need to look at each word and think of other meanings.....

A jumped up little official thinks of himself as a god ...rebound means to bounce again......and what do you do on Tramolines ?

My first language is Gibberish.....just thought I'd add that to make you feel better.....lol

i know it does take attention to detail :) I'm just scatter brained though on the best of nights. I'm still trying to figure out what I'll do on trampoline. Not sure what yet ... but I want to bounce :)

Lol I get that :)

You lost me again ;)

The high jump is when you get the sack from your job.....lol

Lol :) ummm what??? ;)

You loose your job .....you are unemployed.....your laid off.... You have the tin tack 

You need to run faster then.....  Lol

no doubt :) I'll run faster then ;) 

Ytube is not working....lol

Youtube hates Canada's :)

https://youtu.be/3H2l9Lo-jPk

My iPad hates me......it messes up nearly every thing I type.....auto correct drives me insane....
i want to smash it....But that would make typing even harder.....least I think it would....lol

I gots you :) or I don't ... lol :)

blame  it all on your roots... you showed up  in boots ...