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What are some things you should not use Vaseline for?

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Posted - December 25, 2017
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  • vaseline saved my life on christmas three years ago

    i was mega constipated and i had taken dulcolax, magnesium citrate, an enema, and a whole bottle of prune juice

    none of it helped, so out of desperation i took the tub of vaseline out of the bathroom closet, took a big ol finger scoop of it... and i am sure you know where this is going 

    sh*t slid right out in like 20 mins. i had never felt better 
      December 25, 2017 1:34 PM MST
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  • 44619
    TMI!
      December 25, 2017 1:37 PM MST
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  • 5808
    Hair cream
      December 25, 2017 1:50 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Back in the 50s it was quite popular.
      December 25, 2017 1:52 PM MST
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  • ... or Butch Wax.

      December 25, 2017 2:00 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Brylcream..."A little dab will do ya."
      December 25, 2017 2:38 PM MST
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  • "As a substitute glaze for glazed strawberries."

      December 25, 2017 1:57 PM MST
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  • 11009
    Cleaning windows
      December 25, 2017 2:03 PM MST
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  • 6477
    Frying bacon
      December 25, 2017 2:21 PM MST
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  • 22891
    not sure, anything youre not supposed to use it for
      December 25, 2017 2:27 PM MST
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  • 591
    Cleaning your break pads
      December 25, 2017 9:16 PM MST
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