Because little donjohn will be insulted and you know what happes when the little man with the littl hands gets his nose out of joint! ARMAGEDDON! He will probably nuclear bomb and level everything in England. His wrath is boundless and endless and interminable and deadly. Isn't that RIDIKKILUS? Everyone it seems fears little donjohn because he is so viciously double downy that they don't want to take a chance he will blow up London! :(