In an interview, the World Champion MotoGP racer was asked, "How come you never have any wrecks like your fellow racers do?" He replied, "Because I'm chicken!" (true story)
Yup! King Kenny. I don't remember which interview, but I'm sure it was just a stupid answer to a news reporter's stupid question.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 27, 2017 9:25 AM MST
My buddy (from my teenage years) found an old rusty 26" bike in the trash. We took turns throwing it off a bridge onto bedrock. It wasn't much good afterwards.