Why would I bother? She'd only turn around and try to get me to give it up. :-D
No, I would never do that. Drinking coffee makes a person smart, charming, compassionate and less pedantic. Can I offer you a cup?
We secretly switched out her usual brand for Folgers decaf.
Let's see if she notices.
On second thought, I don't think a few cups of coffee would even make a dent in your issues.
Nope
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That is the best picture ever. LOLOL
She'd better be drinking water too. I don't want to think of those kidneys failing if she dispenses with the water.