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Poll: I am not working because

1. I have no job.
2. I am retired.
3. I am on welfare.
4. I am lazy.
5. I am a pimp and others work for me.
6. I live with my parents and sponge off of them.
7. I rob carryouts for money.
8. I am a congressman/woman. (Or any other politician.)

Posted - January 12, 2018
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Responses


  • Well, my mom doesn't have a basement so I parked my rear right up in the living room so everyone who visits her will see me and feel sorry and give her money. :P
      January 12, 2018 5:22 PM MST
    4

  • 10026
    Huge Giggles!  Great ploy!!!  I hope she shares the wealth :D!
      January 12, 2018 6:15 PM MST
    4

  • 34436
    My business is seasonal. I go back to work in March as long as the weather is good.
      January 12, 2018 6:03 PM MST
    5

  • 53526


    None of the above; I am a workaholic.
    ~
      January 12, 2018 9:43 PM MST
    4

  • 44649
    Right. That's why you are here all the time.
      January 13, 2018 6:56 AM MST
    3

  • 53526


      This is where I work, I thought you knew that. 
    ~
      January 13, 2018 7:19 AM MST
    4

  • 44649
    I'm not sher how to respond to that. I need more coffee.
      January 13, 2018 7:21 AM MST
    2

  • 10052
    I do! What he means is that he works for the NSA or some equally yucky government agency and his job is to troll the internet, investigating potentially "threatening" individuals. 

    Watch yourselves, people. 
      January 13, 2018 9:01 AM MST
    3

  • 53526
      January 13, 2018 9:47 AM MST
    2

  • 10052
    You were hot! When was that, 1950? 
      January 13, 2018 10:13 PM MST
    2

  • 53526


    No, it was 2016. 

    :)
      January 13, 2018 11:26 PM MST
    2

  • 46117
    You sher do.
      January 14, 2018 9:02 AM MST
    0

  • 7 

    shhh 
      January 12, 2018 10:36 PM MST
    2

  • 10052
    I'll say 7 because no one else did. 

    I'm sure that I'd make more money if I did that than I do at my legitimate job. :{
      January 12, 2018 10:39 PM MST
    3

  • 17614
    The country has 6 million jobs available right now.  I've read that a couple of times.  It might be a good time to make a change.  Unless you are happy where you are.  That is as important as wage.
      January 13, 2018 4:03 AM MST
    3

  • 10052
    I enjoy my work most of the time, and I know that I'm doing something valuable. Would be nice if I made more, but I know that $ doesn't buy happiness. 
      January 13, 2018 8:56 AM MST
    4

  • 17614
    I'm officially retired now, but I still can and do work if and when I want to.  That's a lovely thing.
      January 13, 2018 4:04 AM MST
    3

  • 6098
    It is Sunday and I seldom have to bring  any work home during the weekend. 
      January 14, 2018 9:08 AM MST
    0