1. I have no job. 2. I am retired. 3. I am on welfare. 4. I am lazy. 5. I am a pimp and others work for me. 6. I live with my parents and sponge off of them. 7. I rob carryouts for money. 8. I am a congressman/woman. (Or any other politician.)
Well, my mom doesn't have a basement so I parked my rear right up in the living room so everyone who visits her will see me and feel sorry and give her money. :P
I do! What he means is that he works for the NSA or some equally yucky government agency and his job is to troll the internet, investigating potentially "threatening" individuals.
The country has 6 million jobs available right now. I've read that a couple of times. It might be a good time to make a change. Unless you are happy where you are. That is as important as wage.