What are some humorous examples of calls that a dispatcher at Grammar Police Headquarters might receive? ~

Atom Twelve, Atom Twelve, women seen dangling a past participle in the front yard of her old house.

Atom Twelve, Atom Twelve, man seen running down an alley holding a suspicious double negative in the wrong place.

Atom Twelve, Atom Twelve, couple suspected of spelling the word (a) seen tearing out in a Chevy Impala. 

Atom Twelve, Atom Twelve, women suspect failing to use her apostrophe in words contained in a sentence. 

There's been a report of a hit and run-on sentence.  The CSIs found some sentence fragments at the scene.