You wake up to see a panda bear eating some bamboo at the end of your bed. How it get there?

We started it in a planter long ago. It's a nice decorating touch to the bedroom. (You did mean the bamboo, didn't you?)

Some yagoff moved my bed to China while I was sleeping. :-)

I'm running a sale on tinfoil...you know...just in case you might be interested. :-)

Might come useful... Lol.

"Beats me!" The panda must have brought it with him. There isn't any bamboo around here for miles!

1. Are you asking about the Panda or the bamboo?

2. Pandas aren't bears.

The giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, lit. "black and white cat-foot"; simplified Chinese: 大熊猫; traditional Chinese: 大熊貓; pinyin: dà xióng māo;Jyutping: daai6 hung4 maau1, lit. "big bear cat"),^[2] also known as panda bear or simply panda, is a bear^[3] native to south central China.^[1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda

It was sleeping next to me, so it must have just crawled to the end of the bed.

Don't be ridiculous. That is NOT a panda, silly girl.  That is a silverback gorilla. 

It escaped from the Zoo.