Once again, I have committed a grammatical error. Am I dying?

Nope .. you just have a slight case of humanfluenza.  It happens to the best of us.  :)

So I AM dying! Why won't you just come out and tell me!?!?!? Say it! Say it, for crying out loud!

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You've lost too many brain cells, but don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Help me, help me! There's got to be a cure, an antidote, a way out! I'm too young to go! Well don't just sit there gaping at the screen, DO SOMETHING!
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Dude, no way!  Something is terribly wrong here. Is this an aberration or is this the beginning of alzheimers, some kind of horrible dementia? Seek help amigo!!! Answermug must have you in top form. 

Randy, I'll say what no one else will, yes you're about to meet the Big English Professor in the sky, happy trails!

Here's a suggestion.  Instead of saying so many Hail Mary's, the Glory Be, and Our Father's, your punishment must fit the crime. You must go through the Webster's Dictionary in it's entirety 5 times.

NO CHEATING!!!  Whoa!!! 

(Marys)
(Fathers)
(its entirety)


There, I'm beginning to feel like myself again! I'm on the road to recovery! Thanks, Pal!

:)

(Alzheimer's)
(Comma after the word "help".)

This is like therapy for me, an elixir. Thanks for bringing me back, Bro.

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Yes, and it won't be pretty .

Lol.

Will you be attending the services, saying a few words perhaps?
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OK ... "IT, for crying out loud!"  There, are you happy now.  (Oh and you do look a little pekid Randy!  LOL.

Randy - not quite back to your old self if you missed "pekid."

Hello Randy:

Nahh.,.  But the stick up your ass got pushed in little further.

excon

Where, where?

(It's true; I AM dying!)
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You saved me.
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Bahama, please sprinkle my ashes on the pristine Bahamian beach sand, but not too close to any grafitti that contains misspellings or poor grammar. That would be just plain cruel.

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(peaked)

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Reply by LynnCal 10 hours ago

"Pekid" is another spelling ... I looked it up.  :)

In which language?
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