Your significant other breaks up with you because you won't dress up like a clown. The next day you see them with a clown. How does this make you feel?

While driving down the street one day...

Jealous! Very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY...VERY jealous! ;P

"Funny". It would make me feel very "funny".

LOL! My words exactly :)

Surprised! I would have thought the whole "Gay" thing would have been the deal breaker

Like an assclown?  :-)

That would make me feel funny desires of beating the crap out of the clown with a baseball bat.

ew

RONFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hungry then sleepy.

It makes me feel like such a clown.

:0(

Good!

Aww. :0)

Oh!

Ha!

Lmao!

Weird funny or hilarious funny

Yus!

:0(

Creepy. :0(

Ok, ok!  I can take a hint!  If I want to get back together with you, I have to agree to wear the clown suit!  I still refuse, however, to get into that four-poster bed with you and all those other clowns!  That's just too weird, even for you!  (Geez, Louise, the sacrifices I have to go through just to make this relationship work the way it's meant to work . . . grrrrrrrrr!)