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Randy D

Listen, you're a reasonable person, no need for you to alert the authorities. How much do you want to make this all just go away? ~

Posted - February 17, 2018
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  • How much? Well, there's an answer to that too, Tony....This is how much *shows you amount on napkin*...It's on a monthly basis, and the same every month...Oh. And throw in two round trip tickets to England. First class.
      February 17, 2018 1:15 PM MST
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  • 2052
    As If.  Look.... you married me you can't wiggle out it that easy.  Time to come out of hiding.  You 

    can't put off our first kiss forever.  I sent them after you because you left me standing at the alter the

    min we said our i do's.  Now come back and I'll call off the cops.  Better yet, where are you?  I'll come

    and pick you up....seriously. 
      February 17, 2018 1:43 PM MST
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  • 53502


    Ok, who really wrote this, who are you, and what have you done with Sunshine?  Grrrrrrrrr. 
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      February 17, 2018 4:41 PM MST
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  • 2052
    Here I am, my account was hacked, a horrible experience.  I know you would never leave me at the alter...ever.  

    This must have been written by someone trying to be funny but instead they flopped...big time.  Sorry this happened to my favorite

    tilde person.     This post was edited by Sunshine at February 18, 2018 9:33 AM MST
      February 18, 2018 7:41 AM MST
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  • 5354
    Ifr your total assets are less than 1 million, then one million (We will go to a notary and have him witness you signing an IOU for the remainder), else 2 million.
      February 17, 2018 1:57 PM MST
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  • 8214
    10 years, return the last ten years of my time.  Take back all the empty promises especially the  unsigned one. 
      May 30, 2019 11:03 AM MDT
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