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Are you a sock expert? If not, do you know of someone who is a sock expert? Do they even exist?

(Experts only, please. Thank you.)
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Posted - February 18, 2018

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  • 19938
    Perhaps a haberdasher would be considered a sock expert.  Others are more expert in being sock puppets.
      February 18, 2018 12:55 PM MST
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  • 44519
    Of course.
    1. Make sure they match.
    2. Left sock on left foot, right sock on right foot.
    3. Change daily.
    4. Keep in separate drawer.
    5. Never sniff them while s/o is present.
      February 18, 2018 1:54 PM MST
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  • I'm not, but my washing machine is.
      February 18, 2018 4:40 PM MST
    0