If, in the course of events, I ever fail to post a new posting within one year of my last posting , you may assume that I am deceased and was unable to get a coffin with wifi (even though it was stipulated in my will). PROVIDING that: 1) AM still exists and/or hasn't merged with another "entity"; 2) AM hasn't started charging for use (my money tree farm isn't doing as well as I'd like); 3) AM's connection speed has gotten any slower (what are they using, a 14.4 fax modem??).