Do you think I could start a National Cell Phone Association (NCPA) and sell annual memberships for $10.00
Everybody that owns a cell phone should become a member; you get a nice fancy membership card and a monthly newsletter and all the privileges of being a member of NCPA.
I would have to take time to figure out all the details and take everything into consideration. It's just an idea I thought of about an hour ago. If gun on owners can belong to an association -why not cell phone owners..
Let ya know when we get this business established. I'll make a note and so you will qualify as the first customer and then you will be awarded the 'first customer bonus'.
You can get free membership by trading in your NRA member card if you have one.
This post was edited by Kittigate at February 24, 2018 9:39 PM MST