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Do you think I could start a National Cell Phone Association (NCPA) and sell annual memberships for $10.00

Everybody that owns a cell phone should become a member; you get a nice fancy membership card and a monthly newsletter and all the privileges of being a member of NCPA.

And I make lotsa money.

Posted - February 24, 2018

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  • 44619
    Do you know how much it costs to send money and stuff to Canada and back? Wait...you do know.
      February 24, 2018 8:01 AM MST
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  • 13395
    I would have to take time to figure out all the details and take everything into consideration.  It's just an idea I thought of about an hour ago.
    If gun on owners can belong to an association -why not cell phone owners..
      February 24, 2018 8:41 AM MST
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  • 44619
    How about an International Association of Crazy People? IACP
      February 24, 2018 8:44 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yeah that might be a fun idea.
      February 24, 2018 8:49 AM MST
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  • 17596
    Yes.  Where do I send my $10?
      February 24, 2018 2:29 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Let ya know when we get this business established. I'll make a note and so you will qualify as the first customer and then you will be awarded the 'first customer bonus'.

    You can get free membership by trading in your NRA member card if you have one.  This post was edited by Kittigate at February 24, 2018 9:39 PM MST
      February 24, 2018 9:16 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Tell me how you are going to make "lotsa money" if you have to put out a newsletter and everything?
      February 24, 2018 9:59 PM MST
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  • 13395
    It would be an email newsletter.  Might need to charge more than $10.00 too.
      February 24, 2018 10:23 PM MST
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