I have no money for you, Sharonna-of-the-'net This is one thing on which you can bet If I had it, I would make it yours For you make quite pleasant my AnswerMug chores So all my coins and every folded bill Would I, would I, would I your pockets fill You'd have so much lucre your desires sated That you'd regret the times you have me berated I end this rhyme with heart aglow My friend Sharonna suffers from financial overflow ~