Did Randy D Randall the marathon or was he a quitter and ran only a half of one?

Huh?

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you get it...Randall, ran all...bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I crack myself up. I need to go in show business. :0) 

Sleep-deprivation, sheer boredom, ran out of meds, ate the cat's food by mistake, what's the excuse this time?

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Randy D tried to randall the marathon but he randolph the road and had to quit halfway.

(See, Randy? I'm smart enough to get it).

Lol eye all waze gnew yore mush smart then i is

Yes, and I'm better looking too.

Randy is no quitter. 

He has been begging me for stuff for 10 years now.

NO Randy NO.  You are NOT getting bail money.  You are staying where you are for 10 more years.

Oh randy. You're just jealous of my solid jokes. You could never take that I was better at comedy than you. People would line up just to see the grilled. >:0)

Lmao!

Randy is a quitter. When I mispelled tilde as tiled he immediately said he wanted a divorce. I told him we can work it out but then he said no. I quit this marriage. This is my story and ami am sticking to it

I get more sex than both of you combined, so there!
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Tilde-abuse is a deal-breaker. I told you that from day one, you must have thought I was joking.
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They're just humoring you, no pun intended.
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