Also, you asked for a sentence. Most of the other respondents created new movie titles, not sentences. I take things literally and (hopefully) accurately. I am Home Alone with a Death Wish...Better?
I wanted to make it a little harder to get people to use their creative side. And as creative as you are it should be no problem for you. But hey this is just for fun so do what you want, it's no problem.
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