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I want to become a dictator. Are there classes I can take somewhere?

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Posted - August 11, 2016

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  • 1268

    Just listen to Hillary.

      August 11, 2016 11:13 AM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    You could start by becoming an MP.

      August 11, 2016 11:21 AM MDT
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  • Yes ... join the Trump campaign and you'll learn how to try to rule the universe while ticking everyone off.

      August 11, 2016 12:06 PM MDT
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  • Maybe browse CareerBuilder.com and see if anything's available. 

      August 11, 2016 12:11 PM MDT
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  • 5354

    Yes, google for "Leadership courses", but it is not really about being a dictator, more like a diplomat ;-))

      August 11, 2016 12:28 PM MDT
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  • 1264

    Well first you'd want to make sure that you have a good teacher, you'd probably want someone that has experience in avoiding due process and ignoring / bypassing Congress, that would be a good start, you might want to see if Obama can show you the ropes once he's out of office. 

      August 11, 2016 12:43 PM MDT
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  • 3934

    Practice, man, practice!...;-D...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictation_(exercise)

      August 11, 2016 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 3523

    Believe it or not, there are books on how to believe and act as if you are better than everyone else, that you are in an elite class of gifted individuals that were born to rule over the masses of common people.  I have see one of these books in my former bosses book collection.  I'm sure if you ask the right questions you can find them on Google.  Good luck and let me know how that works for you.

      August 11, 2016 1:01 PM MDT
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  • 8214

    Oh yes!  I just happen to be a dictator teacher.  You must do everything I say however, for good results. 

      August 11, 2016 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 44620

    Didn't Trump write one of those?

      August 12, 2016 5:38 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Ask ol' Barack.

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      August 12, 2016 6:00 AM MDT
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  • 44620

    My British accent sux.

      August 17, 2016 8:16 AM MDT
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