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How can I tell my neighbors that I hate them?

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Posted - August 11, 2016

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  • 2515
    Move.
      August 11, 2016 5:50 PM MDT
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  • Use a clever wi-fi network name. 

      August 11, 2016 6:18 PM MDT
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  • HA HA! That IS a good idea.

      August 11, 2016 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 86

    Crap on your neighbors lawn?

      August 11, 2016 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 477

    Why would you wanna do that? Hmm...

    Big fireworks at intermittent times might do the trick...

    That's not nice though, and may be illegal. 

      August 11, 2016 6:42 PM MDT
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  • By mail ... From your new address
      August 11, 2016 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 411

    Put music on at deafening levels of volume of the music genres that they hate or at least don't listen to. That worked with me. My neighbors used to hear music very loud for several hours most days. One year of that treatment and I hated them.

      August 11, 2016 7:19 PM MDT
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  • Take a gigantic, reeking dumo on their front porch.

      August 11, 2016 9:50 PM MDT
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  • 3934

    Send all of them a Grumpy Cat card...;-D...

      August 11, 2016 10:22 PM MDT
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  • One idea I had in the past when our neighbors were being jacks was to put together a super scary scarecrow (or clown, people seemed especially freaked out by clowns) facing their house/window, but not too close to be easily defined. This way when they look out, especially at night, they would think someone is standing out there. Also, move it once in a while or remove, so they don't get habituated to it. I would think even if they know, it would still give them the creeps.

      August 12, 2016 2:44 PM MDT
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  • 34224

    Why? Just ignore them. As long as they are not coming and bothering you there should be no problems.

      August 12, 2016 2:45 PM MDT
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  • Ha ha! Good one.

    I wonder if someone would eventually destroy it...

      August 12, 2016 2:46 PM MDT
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  • Make their house a Pokestop. 

      August 12, 2016 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 46117

    There must be 50 ways

    1.  Simple addressing I HATE YOU AT THEM

    2. You can change the beat of I HATE YOU at them and the speed and the volume

    3.  Hurt them

    4.  Hurt their dog

    5.  Start house afire

    6.  Invite Trump voters to their address for a potluck

    7. Call the police and say they tried to molest your young nephew

    8.  The old break windows with rocks is not a classic for nothing

    9.   Put strong stuff in the roots of all their trees

    10. Send the Jehovah's there

    11. Put live bees in their air vents  or dog door so they swarm indoors.    My very favorite.

      August 12, 2016 4:27 PM MDT
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