Nope. Do you shave my knees? (So that's why you invite me over for a bubble bath and a drink! I've always wondered why I doze off so suddenly after I drink it . . . wait, you haven't been "doing stuff" to me, have you?)
I hope you shaved both of my butt cheeks this time. Every time you shave only one of them, it gets real embarrassing on my Chip-and-Dale nights. You've cost me countless amounts of potential tips. Grrrrrrrr.