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Do you let your dog lick your face?

Posted - June 13, 2018

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  • 1713
    Ew no. I've caught her digging up and eating cat turds in the yard and she often licks people's feet, I don't want that tongue near my mouth.
      June 13, 2018 5:43 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I could never understand why people could stomach a dog licking there face, especially right after licking there butt. The dog licking there butt that is. LOL
      June 13, 2018 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    Randy's losing it. there...their
      June 13, 2018 7:39 AM MDT
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  • 52905

      I'm not losing it; she had her legal team write a protective clause into the pre-nup.



      June 13, 2018 5:36 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    Who gets the tildes?
      June 13, 2018 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      Each of us will maintain
    the same number of tildes that we had before the marriage. (I know it's not too fair, but it's not my fault if she didn't begin accumulating them at a younger age than is usually recommend.)


    ~
      June 13, 2018 5:59 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im not a queen im a god damn princess. 
      June 13, 2018 10:12 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    No, I beg to differ. Its there. Because its not there are. its there. so there. ;)
      June 13, 2018 10:07 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      Ewwwwwwwww, no!  I've never owed a dog, I can't stand seeing people allowing dogs to do that. Yick. 
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      June 13, 2018 6:24 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I know right. I mean, we all know how dogs love to lick there butt holes. Why would anyone want to have there faces licked by second hand dog butt hole juice. Its just too gross. 
      June 13, 2018 10:09 PM MDT
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  • I'm afraid I'm not white enough for that!
      June 13, 2018 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Dont be afraid, I wont let them let there dog lick your face i promise. ;)
      June 13, 2018 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 17364
    Lordy no!  I don't have a dog but I've never allowed such disgusting thing.
      June 13, 2018 9:52 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    More than likely we all know where that tongue has previously roamed. Far South is were. Its just too too gross . Why do people allow such a thing. Maybe they like the smell? 
      June 13, 2018 10:11 PM MDT
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  • 17364
    It's beyond me.  I've seen people let a dog have a lick of their ice cream......................GAG!
      June 13, 2018 10:12 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ew I know. Ive seen dogs lick there balls then immediately lick there owners on the lips. Its obscene. ;+
      June 13, 2018 10:16 PM MDT
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