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"Baby, it's simple: two slices of bread, cheese, a spread, lettuce, pickles, voila! Are you even TRYING to keep this relationship together?"



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Posted - June 19, 2018

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  • "Baby, remember what your Mama told ya."

    First comes love, then comes marriage
    Then comes sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches!!

      June 19, 2018 10:03 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce?  Special orders don't upset us. hahahaha
      June 20, 2018 2:04 AM MDT
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  • 11090
    I've told you and told you. No kinky stuff!
      June 20, 2018 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      Oh. 

      (Hello, amazon?  Please cancel that order I put in for a vat of honey mustard . . . )

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      June 20, 2018 10:18 PM MDT
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