Do you say "yus" instead of "yes" because it's so sexy, or because it's so cute, or both?

Gee, that's funny, I've never even been to Egypt before.

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Oh. I have. Hey... Stop doing that... First denial and now distraction... I'll send my crew!!

This is reverse stalking, right? Wait, what crew? You have a crew? No one ever told anything about any crew, I mean it's not in the dossier that I ordered . . . oops. Never mind. Please forget that last part, it's probably incoherent babbling on my part. Think nothing of it, a sign it no value, importance or actionable evidence. Excited utterance, that's all, delirium.

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You don't want to get familiar with my crew... Believe me... Oops...

Stay calm guys... ;-)

Oh. THAT crew. *Gulp.
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Shhhh. Don't offend the guys. They are sensitive and have feelings too, you know?

Well payed, Miss Heart.  You've forced my hand, and I've gone out and rounded up a crew of my own.

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