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Because of my blue eyes I'm under constant threat of being pooped on by birds. Should I be wearing unused trash bag clothing?

Posted - June 25, 2018
Tag : Saved by Answermug

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  • "I'm not sure, but if you look up ... keep your mouth shut."

      June 25, 2018 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 666

    I need some protection gear too. : )


      June 25, 2018 1:29 PM MDT
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  • Now aren't you glad that cows don't fly!"
      June 25, 2018 1:31 PM MDT
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  • 666
    They might on the planets of blue people?



    That's probably why things that fly poop on poeple with blue eyes?

      June 25, 2018 1:52 PM MDT
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  • Makes sense.
      June 26, 2018 12:25 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, it doesnt look good to wear trash for clothing
      June 25, 2018 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    Maybe sunglasses would be a better option. Even if they detect your eye color, it won't land in your eye.
      June 25, 2018 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Just make sure there is a hole in the bag, so you can keep on breathing after you pull it down over your head.
      June 25, 2018 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 23577

    I guess I missed that news report about blue eyes- - I have them and have rarely been pooped on by a bird.
    But I've been nude since 2015.
      August 25, 2022 6:52 PM MDT
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