I do too. I wish I knew the why but the tail people are very very very serious about the bigliness of that tail in an effort I suppose to minimize the size of the MASSIVE ELEPHANT and all the other body parts it ignores. They try very hard to CONVINCE us that the tail is much bigger, much worser, much awfuller and when we tell them it's impossible to equate their tail with the entirety of the rest of the elephant they get very angry and double down and have more investigations centered on that tail. Now every time they investigate the tail it grows smaller and smaller and smaller. They get angrier and furiouser and irater. So what do they do? They go out and find another tail and start on that. SIGH. Over and over and over. They like tails very much I guess because they seem obsessed with them. Odd at best and kinda bizarrely weird and fetishy at worst. Are you a "best" or "worst" suspecter?
