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Humorous and lighthearted photo caption contest: why is she kissing the waiter?



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Posted - August 11, 2018

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  • 44652
    That's his tip.
      August 11, 2018 8:49 AM MDT
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  • 53526

    But they're kissing each other on the lips, not on his . . . OH, wait, you meant his monetary tip. Sorry, never mind. 
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      August 11, 2018 9:02 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    LOL.
      August 11, 2018 9:09 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    That is no waiter, that is just a busboy. Waiters dress dignified. its a rule.
      August 11, 2018 9:26 AM MDT
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  • There isn't enough background to say it's a restaurant.  It may be a husband who cooked for his wife on their anniversary at home for all we know. 
      August 11, 2018 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    This is a new restaurant feature that is being tried out in France.  It is totally labor free on behave of the customers.  So, to preserve the customers energy, the waiter chews your food for you and administers it to you orally.  I've already made my reservation!
      August 11, 2018 12:49 PM MDT
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  • 3523

    They're not kissing.  She asked him, "How's the spaghetti tonight?"  He answered, "I just had some.  Here, smell my breath.  What do you think?"

      August 11, 2018 4:06 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      Lol!
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      August 12, 2018 1:39 AM MDT
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